Once upon a time there was a sad farmer. Everything went wrong in his life. Until one day...
Raspberries was born when my son Teddy was four. Teddy banged his shin outside our cottage and was weekping, "I broke my leg." "Nooooo," I said, "It's just a little bump!" "Little bump!" he wailed. "If it was you it would be a big bump - with me it's nothing." "OK," I said. "I'll put you in a nice warm bath and you'll be fine." I drew the bath, put him in and he shouted, "My leg's floating away!" "No. It's refraction." "What?" he said. "Never mind. Here's a funny story to make you laugh." "Go," he sobbed. "Once upon a time there was a sad farmer. Everything went wrong in his life." "That's a funny story?" Teddy grumped. "Will you let me finish? Everything went wrong until one day the farmer foudn some wonderful raspberries and he ate one and sprang up singing 'Rassssssberreeeeeees'"
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